Imagine this: you're lost. Completely and utterly lost. In the middle of f*cking nowhere, in a weird little town called Tiltville. Apparently, all the eccentric residents of Tiltville have a penchant for living life at an angle. The entire town, with their heads tilted at odd angles, are staring at you with bewildered expressions. You're wearing a T-shirt, but it's plain and dull and most importantly: the imprint on your T-shirt is horizontal. Nobody can read your shirt. And nobody should, in fact, 'cause it's so plain and dull. But no worries, we've got you covered. Grab this T-shirt before it's too late and you find yourself lost in Tiltville and make a complete fool of yourself. You'll need this T-shirt. Trust us.
Amazing how many idiots tilt their head to read a T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
