Imagine this: you have a massive collection of rubber ducks. You want to show off to the world your mind-boggling 1,000 rubber ducks, each larger than life, so you enter a competition to participate in the annual "Ego Expo". You win, of course, and you're wearing a T-shirt proudly proclaiming your "big dick". You're parading around the town square, followed by a quacking entourage of gigantic... ducks. You are the star of the show. It is complete and utter rubbery ridiculousness. But you love it. And you'll love this T-shirt. Trust us.
I got a dig bick T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
