Imagine this: you live in the whimsical world of Pizzaville, where pizza is worshipped as a deity, and the town's annual "Pizza Orgy" is a raucous celebration of all things pizza. People dress up as slices, crusts, toppings, and even pizza delivery boxes. Amidst the chaos of this pizza parade, there is you. You're wearing a T-shirt with the bold caption "Pizza Slut". In Pizzaville, however, a "Pizza Slut" is someone who has transcended into a higher plane of pizza appreciation. You're leading the parade, waving a giant pizza slice flag, followed by a marching band playing pizza-themed tunes and a salsa-dancing pepperoni brigade. You can already imagine it, can't you? Just live your dream, Pizza Slut, you know you want to. But in order to do that, you'll need this shirt. Trust us.
Pizzaslut T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
